- Josh: Why did Suzie drop her ice cream?
- Me:
- Josh: Why did Suzie drop her ice cream?
- Me: What?
- Josh: Why did Suzie drop here ice cream? It's a joke. why did Suzie drop her ice cream?
- Me: Um, I- I don't know, why did-
- Josh: She got hit by a bus.
- Me:
- Josh: Knock knock.
- Me: Josh, I-
- Josh: Knock knock.
- Me: Um, who's there?
- Josh: Not Suzie.
- Me:
- Josh:
- Me:
A day with my period.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
